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this gets me so hard

apparently this was johnny and winona meeting for the first time since they broke up or something

Hello, Paul! \o/ #london #stpaul


who is john. why is he locked. free him .

kimiomamoritai said: Are you sure it’s expired? Mine’s valid for 20 years…

No, it hasn’t. That’s the thing. My id is perfectly fine, it’s just not a magnetic one because five years ago in my country we still used the normal boring paper documents. But i mean, in what world you allow people with an id like mine to get into the country and then reject the same exact id in offices and stuff? And above all, why didn’t you tell me two weeks ago, so i could find another bank instead of wasting my time with you?

Wind, could you not?

kimiomamoritai said: uuugh that sucks >_<

The thing is that they want either a passport or a magnetic id, BUT

last time i used my passport was 2007 and i probably need to go back to italy to renew it


i got my id five years ago when a magnetic id was comparable to Marty McFly’s hoverboard and it won’t expire for five more years so the only way to get a magnetic one now is to go back to italy, pretend i’ve lost my id and get a new one.

Either way it’s more vacation days wasted because they can’t get their faqing facts right.

kimiomamoritai said: why, what’s up? o.O

I had to ask for a day off today because I had an appointment with the bank and when I got there they told me my id isn’t valid. Like. Yeah. Sure. And the thing that pissed me off the most is that I went there two weeks ago to book this appointment and they saw my id and they told me it was okay, so basically I’ve wasted a day of work today because banks hire idiots.


Heather O’Neill, The Girl Who Was Saturday Night

England is that place where you can move to with a document but then that document isn’t valid anywhere else. Slow clap for idiocy.

Accidentally drawn a Balrog on my cappuccino. This is how pissed I am.


wtf is an acronym 

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